Also

ItsSchwarbage: Except I'm really glad I apped the Professor now because I don't have to do anything with him if I don't want to, lol
crefollet: wait, who?
ItsSchwarbage: The Professor from Futurama
crefollet: lmfao oh god
ItsSchwarbage: easiest character ever
crefollet: okay
crefollet: i
crefollet: thought you were talking about gilligan's island
ItsSchwarbage: AHHAHAHAHAHAH
ItsSchwarbage: Oh god that would be amazing
crefollet: rofl oh man i want to make a gilligan cast somewhere
ItsSchwarbage: That would be so amazing
crefollet: /adds to list of things to do someday
ItsSchwarbage: I would app Gilligan so fast
crefollet: hahahaha
crefollet: i'd app like, mr. howell or something
ItsSchwarbage: RUN AROUND ACCIDENTALLY RUINING PLANS FOR ESCAPE
crefollet: lmfao oh god that would be incredible
crefollet: oh man
crefollet: we need to make like
crefollet: gilligan's island, the rp
crefollet: where everyone's stranded on the island
ItsSchwarbage: Ahhahhahahahaha omg
crefollet: and gilligan is an npc
crefollet: who foils escape attempts
ItsSchwarbage: AND JUST RUIN EVERYONE'S PLANS

best rp ever y/y

Happy birthday, lonesheep ♥

Also, quote overheard at CVS:
"I tried to make my own biodiesel yesterday, but then I remembered I couldn't use the blender, because we can't use the blender ever again."

lmao I keep meaning to post but keep doing other things first and then end up too tired to form sentences.

Also I realized on the drive home from work tonight that I STILL NEED TO POST ABOUT OTAKON three months later wtf, I actually got a good picture of my Nuriko costume this time too

Happy birthday, katakaio~♥

Ohhhh god I need to go to the bank and take out my rent and... hope she doesn't ask me for utilities until I somehow manage to get some more money (like if my grandma finds my birthday card that she lost, lmao, I'M HOPING THERE WAS $20 IN THAT). Since she hasn't ever actually told me how much they'll be, I can probably play the OH I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH TO TAKE OUT SO I DIDN'T DO IT YET card for now, anyway. Thank god I'll be getting full paychecks in the future.

Aaaand here's this.

The How's My Driving? Meme

I've been kind of blah with most of my characters lately. :/

dgsajhfg what the hell, did I THROW MY SHAYMIN PLUSH ACROSS THE ROOM IN MY SLEEP? D: I didn't mean it baby

Also I hate when I get to that point where I just stop checking my bank account because I'm afraid to see how little money I have in there. TOTALLY RESPONSIBLE.

lmao I got Chinese tonight because the leftovers always last forever, and my fortune cookie says "You look pretty."

THANKS, COOKIE?

Happy birthday nami__chan and vivamyself~! ♥

Okay, so, before I forget this, lmao I was watching Project Runway and then its ~*~model spinoff~*~ afterward last week, and ONE OF THE MODELS WAS WEARING MY FAVORITE T-SHIRT THAT I'VE HAD SINCE SOPHOMORE YEAR. I like, did a doubletake and had to rewind and pause.

( THIS MAKES ME FEEL MORE FASHIONABLE, OKAY )

POKEMEME

/SIGHS AND DOES HOMEWORK

Oh god my stomach/intestines were killing me most of the day at work and I had to keep running to the bathroom, so NATURALLY MY ROOMMATE GETS INTO THE SHOWER as soon as I get home gvhsjfksf oh my god why is that the only bathroom in the house

Also my mom thought I'd died because I hadn't talked to her since yesterday afternoon. idek.

FFFF WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN MY PURSE, WHY IS THERE MELTED GUM ALL OVER MY IPOD

OH GOD I opened my window slightly overnight to get some cool air and I didn't realize that the screen was incapable of shutting all the way and now there's some HUGE CREEPY BUG above my bed D:

Edit: OKAY I think it left while I was in the shower. /shuts window forever

But rofl while I was in there I was thinking about how it looked like some cross between a stinkbug and a grasshopper, and it reminded me of this time in stagecraft in 9th grade when we found a dead roach that had what appeared to be ONE CRICKET LEG mixed in with the other five normal roach legs backstage in an old soda cup. And how Ebony's reaction to this was, "Guys, would you still be my friends if I had like, one deer leg?" and we were like, "...Probably not."

There are cookies in the store that are called "SHORTBREAD HIGHLANDERS." Beautiful.

Finally went out to Fair Lakes to go to Target and buy some laundry detergent and toothpaste and air freshener (my fan... makes the whole room smell like burning plastic, idek). It's closer than I thought, and I'm impressed with how big the shopping center is, but the Target kind of sucked, honestly. The layout made no sense (cleaning supplies and stuff were like, all the way across the store from hand soap) and there wasn't much on the clearance racks. I miss the one in Williamsburg, I think it was my favorite Target. 8( OH WELL. I still need to buy a folding table to put my sewing machine on, but I need to wait for a paycheck so MAYBE THIS WEEKEND. Maybe I'll finally handstitch some pants hems tomorrow before work.

Goddd I only got three hours of sleep last night because I'd initially forgotten that today I was still opening again instead of closing, so I'd been drinking some energy drink late at night and then I got all excited about that stupid Loveless chapter and basically I made crappy Yurio icons until 3 in the morning. And then got up at 6 for work. I'm really stupid.


oh god I just wandered away forever and then came back and logged onto a different account and forgot I was ever making this post fgydhslf

First of all

R O F L

karma


SECOND!!!!

mechasexual!!!

HOLY SHIT THERE IS A HIDEO FLASHBACK


FUCKING

SERIOUSLY

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Edit: also I think Kouga Yun officially just got worse than CLAMP. KIO RUN AWAY FROM THIS MANGA NOW 8(

Today I sold a woman two Highlander romances.

It was a pretty great moment in my life.

Oh what the fuck Norton renewed my antivirus subscription without notice ugh apparently they DID send a warning but it ended up in my spam folder and I never checked, and now the check I wrote to the lab is going to bounce fgjsfd why don't I monitor these things more closely

twentystitches, when do paychecks happen since I keep FORGETTING TO ASK about that? D:

oh my god I am not ready to move I didn't even start packing until this morning and my table doesn't fit in my car and I need to leave in like half an hour and I don't have any money to buy food once I get there what is wrong with me

Since I forgot to say it this morning when I meant to, I hope you had a good birthday, kay_willow. I know things have been hard lately.

Happy birthday ultra_taboo and pikacheeka~

In case anyone's wondering, the new issue of Penthouse has a story on "THE TRUTH ABOUT FURRIES". idek. THE THINGS YOU LEARN SHELVING MAGAZINES.

rofl oh actually they're using volume 1 of the textbook and I have volume 2.

Which raises the question --

Why is the class that bridges the 200 and 300 levels using volume 1 when we almost finished volume 2 in the 200 level class at BU? B|

At least the 300 and 400 level courses are on the same days one right after the other, so if this one seems too remedial I can just sit in on the class after it and see about switching.

I'm sorry for how terrible I'm being about replying to comments lately, I'm just really frazzled;;;

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GINNY~

oh god though what is this TERRIBLE TOOTHACHE in one of my back teeth, it's been throbbing like crazy all day. "IT KEEPS PUNCHING ME IN THE MOLARS" INDEED.